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Do you want stationery that stands out? Are you sick of your colleagues being pen thieves? Do you want to subtly tell them to "fuck off?", then you need a profanity pen in your life! Whether you want to mark your territory with a "My fucking pen" pen, or tell people you're just to busy with a "fuck off, I'm busy" pen, these are for you! Our profanity pens don't just say what you're thinking, they write pretty fucking good too! It might just be time to tell that particular pen theif that they need to hand back your pen NOW! If so, then you definitely need the "Give me my pen back... cunt" pen, this stationery is definitely for you and your office!
Our funny and oh so filthy profanity pens are the perfect gift for any friend, colleague or whoever!
The Curvy Ballpoint Pen has a frosted finish in Matt black with a silver trim. These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience. Supplied with black ink.