CHRISTMAS - SHOP

 

 

It's that time of year when you send funny secret Santa gifts. Do you want the funniest secret Santa present in the group? Then our online shop has so many different rude and funny gifts for him or for her. 

Categories:

• 2020 LOCKDOWN CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS

• FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARDS

• CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY

• CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

• CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR HER

• CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR HIM

• CHRISTMAS JUMPERS

• CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER & BALLOONS

• GIFTS FOR UNDER A FIVER

• GIFTS FOR UNDER A TENNER

• PERSONALISED CHRISTMAS GIFTS

• SANTA SACKS & XMAS EVE BOXES

• SECRET SANTA

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  • CHRISTMAS SURPRISE MYSTERY BUNDLE
  • £5.00
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  • 2020 CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - E0039
  • £6.99
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  • LOCKDOWN CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - E0037
  • £6.99
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  • 2021 Pocket Diary D00016
  • £6.00
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  • EDIBLE ANUS CHOCOLATES
  • £6.99
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  • PENIS PASTA
  • £4.99
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  • CHOC CLITS CHOCOLATES
  • £6.99
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  • JINGLE BELL PEN PACK
  • £7.99
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  • SANTA PACK OF PENS - B0091
  • £9.99
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  • XMAS FILTH PACK OF PENS
  • £9.99
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  • DUNKING DICK SHORTBREAD
  • £6.99
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  • SECRET SANTA CUNT WRAPPING PAPER
  • £0.50
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  • JELLY COCK MEN
  • £6.99
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  • SANTA ISN'T REAL MUG - 211
  • £9.99
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  • A JOLLY CAREFUL CHRISTMAS CARD FS1276
  • £1.99
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  • ANGRY HUMAN BUNDLE! D0017
  • £19.99
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  • COCK SCREAMING ORGASM LOLLIPOP
  • £4.99
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  • COCK SEX ON THE BEACH LOLLIPOP
  • £4.99
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  • EVERYONE KNOWS SOMEONE CALLED NEON COLOURED MUG 115
  • £11.99
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  • SECRET SANTA INSULT KEYRING
  • £6.99
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  • SUPPORT BUBLE CHRISTMAS CARD FS1244
  • £1.99
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  • 2 METRE CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1221
  • £1.99
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  • BORIS CHRISTMAS CARD FS1222
  • £1.99
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  • CHRISMASK CHRISTMAS CARD FS1252
  • £1.99
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  • CHRISTMAS RECOUNT CARD FS1275
  • £1.99
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  • CUMFETTI
  • £4.99
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  • FAVOURITE CHILD CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1254
  • £1.99
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  • HERD IMMUNITY CHRISTMAS CARD FS1268
  • £1.99
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  • LOO ROLL CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1235
  • £1.99
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  • MARIAH FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS CARD FS1255
  • £1.99
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  • NEXT SLIDE CHRISTMAS CARD FS1263
  • £1.99
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  • RED WHEELIE CHRISTMAS CARD FS1249
  • £1.99
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  • WHITTY CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1232
  • £1.99
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  • XMAS 2020 CHRISTMAS CARD FS1182
  • £1.99
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  • ANCELOTTI BLUE CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1262
  • £1.99
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  • ANOTHER FUCKING REINDEER CARD FS1257
  • £1.99
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  • COCK AND CAKE CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1220
  • £1.99
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  • COCK CUPS
  • £7.99
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  • CORBYN CHRISTMAS CARD 1261
  • £1.99
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  • CUM POP
  • £7.99
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  • DILDO WRAPPING PAPER
  • £2.99
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  • DUCKING CHRISTMAS CARD FS1242
  • £1.99
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  • ELF ON THE SHELF CHRISTMAS CARD
  • £1.99
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  • ELTON STANDING CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1246
  • £1.99
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  • FILTHY ANIMAL CARTOON CHRISTMAS CARD - fs1251
  • £1.99
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  • FINANCIALLY RECOVER CHRISTMAS CARD FS1227
  • £1.99
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  • FREDDIE SNOW CHRISTMAS CARD FS1229
  • £1.99
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  • FROM YOUR PUSSY CHRISTMAS CARD FS1253
  • £1.99
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  • FUCK NOEL CHRISTMAS CARD FS1272
  • £1.99
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  • FURBABY CHRISTMAS CARD 1267
  • £1.99
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  • GEORGE LAST CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CARD 1259
  • £1.99
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  • IN LAWS CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1234
  • £1.99
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  • KLOPPMAS CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1247
  • £1.99
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  • LEO IN LAWS CHRISTMAS CARD FS1269
  • £1.99
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  • NO MONEY IN YOUR CARD TIGERKING CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1237
  • £1.99
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  • PARENTS NURSING HOME CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1230
  • £1.99
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  • PARTY 1999 CHRISTMAS CARD - fs1226
  • £1.99
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  • RISHI TAX CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1248
  • £1.99
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  • SAGGY BALLS CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1224
  • £1.99
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  • SHALOM CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1219
  • £1.99
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  • TIGERKING EXOTIC CUB CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1236
  • £1.99
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  • TRUMP GREAT XMAS CHRISTMAS CARD FS1250
  • £1.99
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  • TURKEY CHRISTMAS CARD - FS1256
  • £1.99
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  • XMAS R KID CHRISTMAS CARD FS1271
  • £1.99
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  • BLOWJOB PRACTICE CANDY
  • £8.99
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  • Christmas Bauble Decoration - Cunts everywhere
  • £5.99
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  • SILVER SET OF 4 BAUBLES
  • £19.99
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  • BRUSSEL SPROUT CHOCOLATE BAG
  • £3.99
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  • FUNNY FOOTBALL CHOCOLATE BAG
  • £4.99
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  • PEN - YOUR SECRET SANTA THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT
  • £3.49
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  • Black Christmas Bauble Decoration Set of 4
  • £19.99
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  • BOOBIE LOLLIPOP
  • £4.99
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  • EDIBLE BODY PAINT PENS
  • £8.99
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  • ANAL KEYRING
  • £5.99
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  • CHOCOLATE BODY PEN
  • £8.99
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  • COLA WILLIES
  • £5.99
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  • GUMMY CONDOMS
  • £5.99
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  • JELLY BOOBS
  • £5.99
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  • JELLY KARMA SUTRA
  • £5.99
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  • JELLY PUSSY SWEETS
  • £6.99
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  • JELLY WILLIES
  • £5.99
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  • Marshmallow Willies
  • £5.99
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  • NIPPLE AFTER DINNER CHOCS
  • £6.99
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  • Red Christmas Bauble Decoration - Reindeer Mask C0034
  • £4.99
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  • SPERM SWEETS
  • £6.99
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  • VAGINA METAL KEYRING
  • £4.99
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  • FUCK ME PERSONALISED MAKE UP BAG & MIRROR SET MB001
  • £19.99
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  • WILLY LOLLIPOP
  • £4.99
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  • XRATED CANDY SWEETS
  • £5.99
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  • COCK AFTER DINNER CHOCS
  • £6.99
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  • DADDY HERO CHOCOLATE BAG
  • £4.99
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  • Glass Bauble - Reindeer 2020 - G096
  • £5.99
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  • FREE BLOWJOB VOUCHER - ONLY ONE PER ORDER
  • £2.50
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  • GLORIOUS MOOD MUG
  • £11.99
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  • PUNCH IN THE FACE TEAR OFF NOTEPAD A6
  • £4.99
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  • SHIT TO DO TEAR OFF NOTEPAD
  • £4.99
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  • SHOPPING LIST TEAR OFF NOTEPAD DL
  • £6.49
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  • STOP PARKING LIKE A TWAT STICKERS F00010
  • £1.00
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  • THIS PEN BELONGS TO A CUNT PEN - B0012
  • £3.50
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  • 2020 COVID GLASS BAUBLE
  • £4.99