CHRISTMAS - SHOP

 

It's that time of year when you send funny secret Santa gifts. Do you want the funniest secret Santa present in the group? Then our online shop has so many different rude and funny gifts for him or for her. 

Categories:

• FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARDS

• CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY

• CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

• CHRISTMAS FOR PETS

• CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR HER

• CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR HIM

• CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER & BALLOONS

• SANTA SACKS

• SECRET SANTA

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  • SOCIAL DISTANCING MUG - 239
  • £11.99
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  • 2020 REVIEW MUG - 240
  • £11.99
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  • CHRISTMAS SECRET SANTA SURPRISE MYSTERY BUNDLE
  • £5.00
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  • EVERYONE KNOWS SOMEONE CALLED NEON COLOURED MUG 115
  • £11.99
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  • CORONA VIRUS MUG - 238
  • £11.99
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  • EDIBLE ANUS CHOCOLATES
  • £6.99
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  • PINK NAME HATE PEOPLE MUG - 217
  • £8.99
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  • BLUE PERSONALISED AKA MUG - 225
  • £11.99
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  • SANTA ISN'T REAL MUG - 211
  • £9.99
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  • SECRET SANTA CUNT WRAPPING PAPER
  • £1.99
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  • DADDY YOU'RE MY HERO MUG
  • £11.99
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  • ANGRY HUMAN BUNDLE! D0017
  • £19.99
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  • PERSONALISED BLUE NAME HATE PEOPLE MUG - 216
  • £8.99
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  • SECRET SANTA INSULT KEYRING
  • £6.99
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  • CUM POP LOLLIPOP
  • £7.99
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  • BLOWJOB PRACTICE CANDY
  • £8.99
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  • DILDO WRAPPING PAPER
  • £1.99
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  • BRUSSEL SPROUT CHOCOLATE BAG
  • £3.99
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  • FUNNY FOOTBALL CHOCOLATE BAG
  • £4.99
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  • Secret Santa Pen
  • £3.49
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  • CANDY BALL GAG
  • £7.99
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  • EDIBLE BODY PAINT PENS
  • £8.99
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  • LUCKY DIP ACRYLIC BAUBLE!
  • £3.50
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  • PUSSY LOLLIPOP
  • £4.99
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  • CHOCOLATE BODY PEN
  • £8.99
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  • COLA WILLIES
  • £5.99
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  • GUMMY CONDOMS
  • £5.99
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  • JELLY BOOBS
  • £5.99
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  • JELLY COCK MEN
  • £6.99
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  • JELLY KARMA SUTRA
  • £5.99
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  • JELLY PUSSY SWEETS
  • £6.99
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  • JELLY WILLIES
  • £5.99
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  • Marshmallow Willies
  • £5.99
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  • PROSECCO WILLIES
  • £6.99
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  • SANTA PACK OF PENS - B0091
  • £8.99
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  • SPERM SWEETS
  • £6.99
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  • VAGINA METAL KEYRING
  • £4.99
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  • FUCK ME PERSONALISED MAKE UP BAG & MIRROR SET MB001
  • £19.99
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  • XRATED CANDY SWEETS
  • £5.99
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  • COCK AFTER DINNER CHOCS
  • £6.99
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  • DADDY HERO CHOCOLATE BAG
  • £4.99
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  • ADVENT CHOCOLATE QUOTE JAR
  • £7.19
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  • STOP PARKING LIKE A TWAT STICKERS F00010
  • £1.00
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  • THIS PEN BELONGS TO A CUNT PEN - B0012
  • £3.50
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  • EVERYONE KNOWS PERSONALISED MAKE UP BAG & MIRROR SET MB002
  • £19.99
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  • The Man, The Myth, The Twat Mug - 194
  • £11.99
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  • COLA BOOBS
  • £5.99
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  • FUNNY NAUGHTY LOVE HEART VOUCHER
  • £2.50
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  • CHRISTMAS VOUCHER
  • £2.50
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  • SILVER SET OF 4 BAUBLES
  • £21.99
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  • DUCK WITH A DICK
  • £5.99
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  • EMERGENCY VIBRATOR
  • £8.99
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  • Set of 4 Glass Baubles
  • £19.99
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  • ACRYLIC Bauble - You cunts
  • £4.99
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  • CONTENTS OF FACE PERSONALISED MAKE UP BAG MB003
  • £14.99
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  • DON’T DESERVE IT CHRISTMAS GIFT TAG STICKER - XS001
  • £1.00
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  • Everyone knows personalised pocket mirror - F00041
  • £5.99
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  • EYELASHES MAKE UP BAG D00020
  • £13.99
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  • FUCK ME MAKE UP BAG MB001
  • £14.99
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  • GINGER TWAT KEYRING F00060
  • £5.99
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  • Glass Bauble - Cock Sucker
  • £5.99
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  • Glass Bauble - FILTHY Animals
  • £5.99
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  • Glass Bauble - Santa is a fat cunt
  • £5.99
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  • HIDDEN MESSAGE MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS CUNT - FS671
  • £3.95
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  • HIDDEN MESSAGE MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TWAT - FS671
  • £3.95
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  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS GIFT TAG STICKER - XS001
  • £1.00
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  • STRESS BOOBS
  • £7.99
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  • TESTICLE STRESSTICLES STRESS BALLS
  • £7.99
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  • WILLY STRESS BALL
  • £7.99
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  • YOU CUNT CHRISTMAS GIFT TAG STICKER - XS001
  • £1.00
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  • A VERY MERRY MIXED RED XMAS CARD PACK
  • £12.99
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  • Alphabet Mug - 193
  • £11.99
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  • BFF JAR OF LOVE
  • £11.99
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  • FAVOURITE WORDS PERSONALISED MUG - 219
  • £11.99
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  • FILTHY ANIMAL MASON JAR
  • £14.99
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  • Glass Bauble - Go FUCK yourself
  • £5.99
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  • Glass Bauble - You cunts
  • £5.99
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  • I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS MASON JAR
  • £14.99
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  • LITTLE BOOK OF CUNTS NOTEBOOK PERSONALISED - N010
  • £5.59
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  • MINI #CUNT CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS678 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI ALEXA CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS666 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI BELLEND CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS665 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI CUNTFACE CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS677 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI HO HO HO CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS679 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI SNOWFLAKE CUNT CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS676 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI TWATWAFFLE CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS818 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • MINI XMAS INSULT CHRISTMAS CARD PACK - FS375 (MINI)
  • £1.99
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  • NAUGHTY MRS CLAUS ADVENT CHOCOLATE JAR
  • £7.19
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  • NAUGHTY SANTA MAN ADVENT CHOCOLATE JAR
  • £7.19
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  • Personalised bitch face preparation make up bag - D00031
  • £14.99
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  • PERSONALISED YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF MUG - 139
  • £11.99
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  • Santa Fat Cunt Red & White Wrapping Paper - D00047
  • £3.99
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  • SILVER Christmas Bauble Decoration - Cuntface
  • £5.99
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  • SILVER Christmas Bauble Decoration - Go fuck yourself
  • £5.99
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  • SILVER Christmas Bauble Decoration - Merry Christmas You Cunt
  • £5.99
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  • SILVER Christmas Bauble Decoration - Stop judging my tree
  • £5.99
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  • TANGO KEYRING - KEY001 F00059
  • £5.99
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  • #CUNT XMAS CARD - FS678
  • £1.99
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  • ADD YOUR OWN WORDING BESPOKE KEYRING
  • £7.99
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  • Black Christmas Bauble Decoration - Filthy Animal
  • £5.99